“Hum, economy must be bad, even rich people are coming here now…” Construction dude in the ratty tee shirt says as he glides his cart full of no name products past me.
I snickered and looked around for the coach toting, Lexus driving stay at homer…um…hum, that’s weird….there was no one else in the aisle..
Wait, was he was talking about me?????
I am in love with the poor mans Walmart, and like when I get a full fat latte after running on a Saturday, I’m not apologizing.
I am so tired of having to take out a home equity to fill up my cart, and yes, I have tried coupon clipping. But that took hours to clip them, match them up to what I need, correlate with which store has a sale, and literally 3 hours and 3 trips to 3 different stores. I came home 56 richer but about 6 times pissier with a whole Saturday afternoon shot…..
So off to Aldi I go.
I know this seems counterintuitive to my #5 “learn more about food” on my bucket list, but since the rest of my crew’s food vocab is plain, regular and “why does this have fruit in it I’m not eating it!” buying stuff for them doesn’t apply here.
Yeah, you have to put a quarter to get a cart loose and bring your own bags…and my kids love to make fun of the names of the products… “Look E, mom bought Casa Mamita salsa!” said K with a Groucho Marx accent….but honestly I have been comparing ingredients and seriously I can’t imagine that smushed up pig parts in these hot dogs are worse then those in the big name stores.
So, $44 for a cart ¾ full…. I’m on it…
And dude, if you think I’m rich, you apparently don’t get out much around here….Go check out Wegman’s to see how the other half really lives….