You would think for a compulsive shopper like me, Black Friday would be as exciting as a trip to the Super Bowl with the Eagles playing for M (scratch that, unequal comparison, cause that would be like me going to Fuji staying in one of those huts chippy did on the bachelorette) ok… more like as exciting as tailgating and good seats at the Eagles….but I have no desire to be anywhere near any big box store or mall come 4AM this November 26th.
Shopping is my hobby, my escape – it is something to be enjoyed. Black Friday makes a mockery of my treasured past time. I hate the crowds, the slow walking people in front of me and the idiots who bring their screaming toddlers (one day this irritation is going get me in a rumble in Walmart on a regular grocery trip… yeah, parent of the year, good job bringing no nap Johnny past a billion toys he can’t have while you slowly then browse the hair product section while he wails for 20 minutes while you ignore him…it takes everything I have not to scream in your face….)
Christmas presents should be about the thought and I just can’t think in those horrible conditions. So a small addendum to my bucket list is to think of truly thoughtful gifts for my crew instead of how big the pile should be . Isn’t that what it is supposed to be about anyway? I would love to see a reaction like the one I felt a Christmas years ago… I think it was 1995, we were in our first house, money was tight but I opened a card with a gift certificate to a restaurant we couldn’t afford but I had mentioned with a sigh how someday I really wanted to go there (yep, it was fancy and so pretty.) It wasn’t that it was an expensive gift, it was that he knew how excited I would be for us to go there, together. Driving up in our old beat up Honda and giving the keys to the valet was hilarious, and that night is still one of my fondest memories. I will be snug in bed at 4AM and at a reasonable time I will be up brainstorming what they would really like. So wish me luck with my hunt for the perfect meaningful gift, and if you are going out into the bargain jungle on Friday, I don’t wish you anything, you are nuts 🙂
Cyber monday people, cyber monday!!!